If there were ever days to be OVERJOYED that I'm in the ranks of the unmarried, these are the days. I'm unimpressed with marriage in general and with certain people in particular. Single is where it's at for me for now. But nevermind my murky Full Moon mood, let's begin your blogging lessons. I trust you have been posting every other day or so when you can pull yourself away from more important pursuits such as...oh, I'm not even going there. I'm NOT your mother, unless you had one that favored black vinyl catsuits and stilettos.
Numero uno teaching of the day: do not post your email or your friend's emails in your blog. The same goes for your enemies emails unless you wanna housecall or some freakish accident. Those hungry crawling spiders gobble up this info. Trust me, these critters are real. The karma for this misdeed is severe.
Second teaching: TRY to keep on topic. Pick a subject as I have done with this blog...which is teaching blogging to dummies. If you log onto Blog-Blond Class, know that I'm teaching you something of value in regards to blogging or real-world etiquette and protocol. I won't be going off about relationships, EXCEPT when I am trying to get your attention.
Third, work those entry titles! Entry titles have SOMETHING important to convey about what you are posting. I see your smirks! Remember, I've got my eye on you! And you're wondering how my title of the day pertains to teaching the abc's of blogging to dummies. I'm so glad you asked with those stupid smirks. And I'll tell you straight. Of course, this is ONLY my theory, and it may be disproven any moment by some whacked blog scientist, but here goes: blogging takes a certain amount of brainpower. Even if one is not overflowing with oodles of brain matter, you have to think to write a half-way decent blog. So if you can think enough to write a blog, you can think enough to find a gadzillion ways to remain single. Simple logic.
Fourth: if you have any extra cognitive enhancer smart pills, throw some my way. I have been blogging too much... thinking too much... staying single too much, and if you expect me to carry-on as your teacher, you'll feel compassion. I'm exhausted, because as fabulous and action-packed as it was, being a blogging buddy to Paris Hilton has worn me down! We moblogged from Southbeach to Vegas to Beverly Hills and everywhere in between.
Fifth: name drop as much as you want in your blog as long as you don't say anything libelous or truly mean. How do they know you're not Lindsay Lohan's best friend of the moment?
Sixth: think, stay single, and blog your fanny off. It'll be cheaper in the long run.
Class dismissed. You know the drill...hit that donate button on your way out.
My library is overflowing with metaphysical books…all of which I’ve read.
I love generous people, and I’m also generous.
Until you spend many years with me, you can’t fathom who I am.
I am single.
My sheets are professionally pressed.
Gifts of healing flow through my hands.
Falling down as a young child and enduring a bad head wound, I became very psychic.
I was adopted as a baby, but my adopted parents kept this a secret from me. I discovered this fact on my own through my psychic gifts which was later confirmed.
Every week I find something to give to someone.
I can smell an agenda or falsity a mile away for I have x-ray vision and sensing.
If someone lies to me, I don’t always call them on their lie. Karma’s a bitch. It catches up with one.
My psychic abilities have been tested by professionals, but I don’t give psychic readings.
Animals gravitate to me as I love them.
I have re-invented myself many times during this lifetime.
This is because I’ve had several near-death experiences which changed me.
My inner child is alive and well and playful.
Though I don’t consume milk products, I make the exception for ice cream cones.
Photography is one of my passions.
Pomposity as displayed by others makes me laugh.
I know enough to ask for help when I need to.
Dancing is much more fun at home with the music turned up.
I am knowledgeable about astrology, numerology, palmistry, dowsing and feng-shui.
If I didn’t live on Maui, I’d live in Ibiza.
I am very good at dealing with invasions of personal space.
I am often called a Muse.
Making people laugh brings me joy.
If I could, I would travel constantly.
I love to capture the essence of a person in portrait photography.
My birth mother was half Cherokee.
Barefoot is how you normally will see me.
If I ever marry again, I will be surprised.
I think our celebrity-obsessed culture is both hilarious and ridiculous. I like to make fun of it.
Mothers that put their children in beauty contests with heavy make-up on freak me out.
Japanese food is my soul-food, and if I start feeling ill, I eat Japanese food, and I immediately feel better.
Great artists, inventors, and humanitarians are whom I admire.
I would like to keep a flat in Paris to visit from time to time.
My best friend is my daughter.
I look a lot younger than my biological age.
De-toxing is something I do daily because of environmental pollution.
My skin has a slight tan. I don’t care for dark tans as they look fake and unhealthy.
Great beauty makes my heart beat faster.
I have met and known many kind people.
Angels are with me all the time.
My non-fiction book about dolphins was published in 1993.
Living in the mountains agrees with me.
When I modeled in my early twenties, I was anorexic.
I love the element of water and love to swim.
People give me mermaid and dolphin gifts a lot.
Collages are something I enjoy creating.
Communing with Nature is necessary for my well-being.
Trust is something you have to earn with me.
Friends tell me I’m a wonderful listener and wise counselor.
I’m a light eater.
A major requirement: I need to be surrounded by beauty.
I prefer quality food, and if I drink, I prefer quality alcohol. Actually, I like the BEST in everything.
Horses, elephants, dogs, dolphins, whales and cats are my favorites.
My goal is to get my MANY blogs to support me. If not all, at least one.
I grew up in a small Indian town in Oklahoma.
The Blog-Blond blog was born out of frustration and the learning curve of blogging innards.
I gained 15 pounds sitting all day & learning how to do html and blog, No more weight gain though. I put a stop to that after I went up a size.
All the details which go into making a GREAT blog drives me just a bit crazy.
Kuanyin isn’t my real name. Duh!
However, I have the greatest of respect for the REAL Kuan Yin.
I take photos every day, and I carry two digital cameras with me everywhere I go.
I have zero desire to be a professional photographer. I’m quite happy being an amateur.
Yes, I live on Maui. Tis true.
I’ve experienced many kinds of love in my life and continue to experience love.
Unconditional love is the best.
I’ve been known to be a bit kinky at times.
I’m working on several books, one of which is a dark humor fiction book based on Maui folk I’ve known.
I love to swing in hammocks.
Watching sunrise and sunset makes me have a happy day.
The world needs to have more balance, more fair-play, and more balanced distribution of the wealth.
We can choose the world in which we live: the mundane, the magical or the miraculous. I prefer the later.
When God handed out mechanical abilities, I was the last person in line.
I am punctual for all appointments and pay my bills on time.
I attract people who are eccentric, different, quirky, odd-ball, rebellious and weird.
Perhaps this is because I am very allowing and non-judgmental.
I like to drive fast cars and boats.
I am an Artisan type according to one of those famous tests.
I prefer silk, bamboo, hemp, cotton and linen fabrics.
World music, ambient, devotional, Celtic, and rhythm and blues music are some of my favorites.
I wanted to move far away from my dysfunctional family, so I married young to do so.
I’ve seen and experienced a lot in my life. It feels as if I’ve already lived multiple lives.
You don’t want to get on my bad side.
I distrust organized religions of all kinds, and thus, I do my own thing and go within.
Candles are a necessity in my life.
It would be easy for me to be a recluse.
My inner life is extremely rich.
I have my fair share of secrets. I don’t trust people who say they don’t have secrets.
I rarely worry.
Sometimes I can be compulsive-obsessive and experience burn-out from my work/passions.
I like a lot of variety.
I can often read other’s minds and thoughts.
I’m lucky.
Yoga and stretching feel great, and I love to stretch and move.
Before there was blogging, I wrote journals. I still write personal journals.
Delicious high-quality goat cheese is one of my power foods.