Thursday, March 20, 2008

Why Did The Blogger Cross The Road?

Class, I know you don't give a rat's a$$ that I've been m.i.a., but I'm back once more to let you know I'll be on Spring Break for the next month or two or...

Since I assume most of my students are doing the same--acting trampy and going berserk on Spring Break--and with the weird world being what it is, who knows if our paths will cross in the Quasi-Surreal World which is quaintly titled Reality?!

Should you recognize someone that looks like me, pretend you don't know me because your Blondalicious and Ever-So-Quirky teacher prefers to remain anonymous, ok??? I want to completely forget about blogging for a long while. You could argue that's exactly what I've been doing as I haven't posted here regularly for some time, but that's beside the point.

In the meantime, I may log on somewhere in Florida or the Caribbean to see what my naughty students are up to and how much more cringe-worthy you're behaving than me. So post all your scandalous, retarded, disgusting photos!

The answer to the riddle of the title to this post is: Because S/He Can!!!!

The benefit of NOT working for blog advertising dollars is FREEDOM!

Peace Out!

Don't you agree, "Mr."?

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