This post is my contribution to Blog Action Day where I join with other bloggers to write about a topic for a single day. This year's topic is POVERTY.
There are gadzillions of good reasons to ABOLISH poverty starting like yesterday, but I'll post my own list of THREE awesome reasons why I'd like to see poverty put away under a giant rock forever.
1. Poverty isn't fun or funny. When you're in poverty, you can't even imagine a world with fun! All your time is spent trying to figure out how to survive. Bummer! Poor people don't have time to read or post on blogs. Just imagine the audience humor bloggers would have if poor people had time to read and write. And I'm sure many poor people would make great humor writers too! Oh yeh!
2. Poverty slows everything down--it's a drag on our world system. All of us could probably be jetting around the universe right now in a sleek starship if we finally get this stupid poverty thing abolished. Poverty has been slowing down creativity, evolvement, and speedy forward movement of everything and everyone for far too long, and I, for one, am weary of the pace.
3. Poverty is unbalanced--and unbalanced things aren't pretty. Since I like beauty, harmony, and balance, why would I like poverty? Poverty is ugly. Even uglier are those greedy s.o.b's who take more than their fair share and put others into poverty. Who said it was khool to have all that moolah sitting in your bank account when someone else could be using it? How did the filty rich think we wouldn't wake up one day and yell out how ugly the super rich are?!
The solution to poverty is to abolish it!
You can begin this process today by IMAGINING zero poverty. Visualize how much more fun, speedy, and beautiful the world is without poverty.
Then take action by signing a check or opening your wallet with this in mind!
This post will go up on "Humor-blogs.com".
Labels: Blog Action Day 2008, blogging, humor bloggers, humor on blogs, Poeverty
Posted by Kuanyin Moi at 11:29 AM
On a limb with Claudia posted at Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Mauigirl posted at Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Great reasons to abolish poverty - couldn't agree more!
RennyBA posted at Friday, October 24, 2008
Great contribution Blond!
Wishing you a wonderful end to your week :-)
Olga, the Traveling Bra posted at Sunday, October 26, 2008
YOU are awesome! xoxoxo
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