Saturday, June 28, 2008

Interview With A Brilliant Blond


Class, I'm beginning something new: interviews with successful bloggers!

And I'm delighted to initiate this series with the delicious, delightful, darling Deborah, aka fastfastlane. Her blog is Life In the Fast Lane.

You've no doubt encountered her incredible blog posts if you're on the Net because she's a Blogging Super Star! Each post is a mini masterpiece. I'm almost embarrassed to comment anymore on her posts because words of praise are the only things my fingers will type. My brain completely shuts down, and I can't think of anything witty or intelligent to add. So don't read any of my comments on her posts for they are lame fan material.

Once you've read her posts, you've no doubt muttered to yourself as I have, "How does she do this? Damn!"

If I sound like a fan, well...I am! I'm in total awe of her thorough posts (many which have videos) and prodigious output!

It's bloggers like Fastfastlane who inspire me to be a better blogger.

(However, as my readers know, I'm a Slacker Blogger and don't want to trade places with FFL. My Hollywood peeps keep me too busy. Read on, and you'll see why I am comfortable with my piddling pace!)

So Listen UP class--- you'll learn a lot from Deborah!

More about FFL-- and you can skip this part if you're already sick of my fawning adulation-- she is bright, diligent, hard-working, passionate, fun, keen to upcoming trends, and responsive to the blogosphere zeitgeist. Plus she's a GOOD, kind person to top it off.

What's not to like about this total package? She is the epitome of what Blog-Bloke terms a Remarkable Blogger!

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Blog-Blond: I'm a huge fan of your blog, and I'm always forwarding the link onto others or showing it to others because your posts are so well-done and Over The Top! My friends ask me questions such as: "how many hours does it take for her to complete a post? Where does she get all the photos?"

And I tell them I don't know! So share with us how many hours you put into the research and writing on your average post? Give us some idea of your process.

Deborah: Thanks so much Kuanyin, I'm truly flattered.

Depending upon the style of post, it takes anywhere from about 8 hours to 2 days from start to finish for research, writing and editing, and formatting. I try to publish one of my 'marathon style' posts at least once per week which generally takes about 2 days to complete.

The first image and paragraph needs to pack the most punch and reveal what the story has to offer in one fell swoop. Photos typically lend interest, no matter how compelling a story may be, and generates interest to continue reading.

Flickr is an excellent resource for images where you can find photos that authors have generously provided Creative Commons Licenses for. Using the 'Attribution License,' you are able to freely crop and edit them, for an exchange of credit and link back to the image, which is far more than fair and only right.

Under this license format, simply enter your search term for the sort of images you're looking for. Then click on the link for 'Most Interesting,' and your search quickly changes to the most popular for the tags that match your query.

http://www.flickr.com/creativecommons/by-2.0/

Other resources are available as well, such as everystockphoto, PicFinder, and stock.xchng

http://www.everystockphoto.com/

http://www.picfindr.com/

http://www.sxc.hu/home

Blog-Blond: Share with us some hot blog tips which would be helpful to newbie bloggers-- even 'bloggers- who've- been- around -the -block- so- many -times- it's- round' like me, the Blondalicious Blogger.

Deborah: That is a loaded question, one which is not so easy to answer, as it could cover a myriad of topics. I have stumbled over many hills and valleys along the way in the learning curve.

I would say that whatever you do, put your heart and soul into what you compose, and cover topics that you find interest in yourself, which will bring out your passion to provide a good read.

Do not write merely for the sake of publishing something for the day. If you would not find an article to be a compelling read, why would your readers? While you cannot appeal to everyone with everything you write, you will have self-respect for your efforts by putting everything you can into it. Your readers can see through a shoddy effort, and may not return for more.

I do admit to feeling less satisfied with publishing my shorter-style posts which typically take 8 hours or less, but I'm often pleasantly surprised by the responses they receive. Time simply does not permit a marathon-style post for each one.

No matter what I publish, I attempt to uncover all that I am able to find on the topic. When I can no longer find anything in my searches, I feel satisfied that my research is complete as it can be.

Blog-Blond: You're a hot blonde! Do you have a moniker, a nickname you've given to yourself like I have?


Deborah: Hahaha, the hot blonde calling the blonde hot ;-) The only other name that many know me by is Fastfastlane, which I use on all social media sites that I am involved with.

It began in reference to my blog Life in the Fast Lane and our business Fast Lane Transport. My first attempt to use fastlane at a social site had been taken, so I used fastfastlane, and have stuck with it ever since.


Blog-Blond: You're very prominent on Digg (having made the First Page many a time!) as well as other platforms. You're everywhere it seems. How long did it take you to make your mark? Share with us your baby steps .And then share with us what's new and hot in the blogosphere.

Deborah: I first heard about Digg shortly after I started blogging. After signing up, I realized very quickly that I am a news junkie, and became quickly addicted.

I began adding friends who submitted stories that interested me, which snowballed. While I do not have time for the extensive searching required to submit very much myself, I support my friends by voting up good content that they submit by visiting the site at least twice per day. You have to be very dedicated to it.

There are many who would use Digg strictly for their own gain alone. For this reason, it takes time to earn the trust of the community. Immerse yourself to learn what sorts of stories are of interest to the site before you begin submitting. Add friends whose content you enjoy, dedicate time to vote their stories up daily, and over time your sincerity will show through and you will gain trust within the community.

It is frowned upon by many to submit your own content. Never do so if your content is not the type that appeals to the site, and above all, only if you are contributing to the site by submitting excellent content in far greater number than your own.

I also Stumble anything that I run across regularly which I feel the author has put a good effort into that will provide value to StumbleUpon, as well as pages sent to me which I find interesting.

As for what's new and hot, I would recommend Mixx.com which I feel shows some great promise. The community and site management are a little more laid-back than Digg with a broader expanse of interests, and very friendly for the most part.

Blog-Blond: Are you sure you're not a twin? Or a triplet? Or?

I wish I had a twin. A triplet would be even better. One of my often-spoken sayings is 'I wish I had a clone.'

Blog-Blond: Ok, if you're not a twin, when do you sleep? How many hours?

Deborah: When I first started out, I used to publish a post on a daily basis to provide a daily read, even on weekends. I was getting 3 to 4 hours sleep a day at irregular hours. My home life began to suffer for it, and many-a-day I nearly fell asleep at the computer.

I began taking Fridays off of composing which would mean that there was nothing new for readers come Saturday. It was pleasantly surprising to find that it did not affect readership return tremendously.

But this was not enough of a break, and my health began to suffer. I now try to get at least 6 hours of sleep per day, and compose as my time permits. This of course means less time spent on the computer and articles published, but one must weigh in what is most important in life. I do confess to spending much more time at it than my family and friends would like ;-) I am addicted somehow.

Blog-Blond: I've noticed you don't advertise on your blog. Why? Do you ever plan to do so? What are the down-sides of putting ads on blogs?

Deborah: I refuse to monetize my site with anything I would feel embarrassed to promote. But if a reputable advertiser came knocking at my door, I certainly would not refuse. This is something that also consumes time to research, as it won't necessarily fall into your lap, for which I have never found the time for. My foremost concern is providing content that readers will enjoy.

I have never been a fan of Adsense and Adwords. They typically appear above the fold, and frequently the first thing that you see before any content. This puts me off as a reader, so why do that to your own readers? For the pittance of return in monetary gain for most, I find it not worth it.


Blog-Blond: You recently did a re-design, and it's fabulous! Should bloggers change it up every now and then to keep their blog fresh?

Deborah: Thanks so much. It's been wonderful receiving such positive response to the redesign.

Times change quickly on the internet, and if you wish to remain on top of things, I feel you should adapt and implement them.

The template that I had formerly used is a perfect example. What worked more than a year ago does not work today. The template was giving countless HTML errors which were irreparable or too many to be pointless to even try. The high cost outlay that I had put out is what held me back from switching over sooner than I had, but I was forced into the change. In the end I actually became excited to do so.

Now I am very happy that I have, as it is a much more contemporary format. I feel that my readers enjoy it much more as well based upon the response. So the long answer is yes, keep your blog fresh by providing the best offering that you can for your readers.

Blog-Blond: Whom do you admire in the blogosphere and why? Any frenemies?

Deborah: Who do I admire? There are many, and I hate to be remiss by not including them all here. Suffice it to say that I maintain friendship with those whom I respect and admire, such as yourself.

But if I had to name one person that I feel has contributed greatly to the blogging community, I would say Darren Rowse from ProBlogger. He has always remained straight up and provides solid advice on a consistent basis.

http://www.problogger.net/

As for social media, there are a number of people that I respect and admire. One who is not only an expert blogger and freelance journalist, but provides solid information and direction on social media is Maki from Dosh Dosh. You cannot go wrong by following him on his blog. http://www.doshdosh.com/

Others who have taken heat publicly merely for being well-known in social media, but whom I hold in very high regard and greatly respect would include Reg Saddler aka Zaibatsu, Muhammad Saleem, and Andy Sarcini aka MrBabyMan. Another media maven would be Mig from eWriting Pamil-Visions. There are many more, I could go on …

http://www.ewriting.pamil-visions.com/

And 'frenemies?' What's that? ;-) I work at only inviting positive energy into my life.

Blog-Blond: What are your long-term plans for Life in the Fast Lane blog? What does your husband think/feel about your blogging passion and expertise?

Deborah: Oh how I loathe that question of long-term goals … always have even at job interviews. Nothing personal, I'm sorry.

While I realize that countless successful organizations and people thrive on long-term goals, I have never subscribed to using them for my own business and blog.

I do as I see fit for my own morals and principals, never as a follower unless I admire something someone has done and wish to emulate their success out of respect for what they have achieved.

I try to treat others as I wish to be treated myself, and strive to be the very best that I can at whatever I endeavor. I can be very hard on myself, and am my own worst critic. I will not waste time at something that I know I will never have the talent or interest for, or anything that I see will blatantly prove to be an unsuccessful labor. But if I see something with potential, I am relentless and tenacious in achieving success, and thinking outside of the box to make it happen.

I feel that oftentimes when we set long-term goals, we lose sight of what we are doing merely to achieve them. Some will stop at no end to make the numbers, lose face, hurt others, and turn potential prospects or business off with unscrupulous methods, losing sight of reality along the way to accomplish the final end. The end does not always justify the means.

As for my husband, he has never been very pleased with the time and effort that I spend on the computer and blogging. It is a constant struggle to please 2 masters at once -- my husband and myself ;-) He does not read my blog, unless he is doing it secretly without my knowledge. But one thing that he does know, is that I put all of myself into whatever I work to achieve.

Deborah: I would like to put a positive spin to a final word in thanking you for inviting me for this interview and the opportunity to be here. You are a legend in your own right.

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Three Online Things To Do When You Can't Sleep


Class: I'm gonna share my sleepy-time secrets with you today in case there are any of ya who find yourselves wide-awake in the wee hours of the morning and REALLY want to get back to sleep.

These three things/tricks work better than a sleeping pill or a warm glass of milk and hot chocolate chip cookies AND without drugs or calories.

Here are my three suggestions with Number Three being the VERY best:

First....if you haven't already joined Facebook, do so. Facebook is a great place to have in your bag of tricks. Ahem... branding.

When you can't sleep, go and add friends. There is something about the repetitious nature of this task which works like a miracle sleep aid. Since you can't read the profiles of these folks you're adding as friends until they've accepted your friendship, this mindless adding is so boring. It helpful if the friends you're adding are already friends with friends you have, and then you stand more of a chance of being accepted by them and you're not being viewed as some pervy predator or spammer. But that's beside the point. The idea is to make yourself drowsy.

This task is a numbers game that's better than playing solitaire. Keep adding friends until your head falls down on the keyboard.

Second, Stumble at lightening speed. Thumbs up anything and everything. Be a stumble slut. Don't stop to admire or read or watch anything whatever you do!

Third, and this is the BIGGIE: read all the blogs about how to make money online or posts which offer
HOT BLOGGING TIPS. These blogs and posts are some of the driest, least-juicy, least-enlightening, least instructional, least inspired, most insipid drivel you'll find on the net. This task win hands down as THE MOST sleep inducing thing you can do.

These money-making, blog-tips posts are so cookie-cutter they were spawned by the same borg mother--I'd make a bet on it. Usually all it takes for me to become sleepy is to read two or three of these posts, and I'm staggering to bed.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Whither Goest This Blog?


Class: I've been deliberating which direction to take this blog. When I began this blog oh so long ago, I had the vision of a niche blog which combined humor and blogging tips.

Thus, Blog-Blond was born--and a sassy, ever-changing blog she's been, sometimes full of hot blogging tips, sometimes not. Sometimes full of weird humor, and sometimes not. Your blondalicious teacher has interviewed Santa Claus in bed and cavorted with Borat amongst other celebrities. She's gone missing for long periods of time with strange alibis.

What's next I'm asking myself? I have interviews I'd like to do with awesome bloggers for one thing. But I thought perhaps you'd give me some feedback, so I created a poll.

If you'd be so kind to answer one of these multiple choice questions, your answers will help guide Blog-Blond to her next transformation.

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Saturday June 28th--Poll closed!

Mahalo for your input!


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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

In His Own Words



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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The Long-Winded & Never-Ending Story


Class, your blondalicious teacher has yet another addiction she's confessing.

As if Plurk and Twitter and Facebook (especially the throwing things!) weren't bad enough, now there is a story.

Yes--it's a very, very LONG and complicated and increasingly strange story of which I'm hoping I can tweak it to make it even stranger. This is the lure for me: the love of weird stories, people, and things. They are simply so alluring.

The story is on Plurk, and I've added my input three times, and possibly before the night is over, who knows how many more twists I'll add to the story.

Here's the culprit who began the story: a dude who calls himself Mr. Gadget from Oz. With a moniker like this, no wonder I've been lured into this addiction. Actually, I don't blame him for my becoming addicted, nor do I blame the other addicted storytellers. This is way too much fun to blame anyone.

If you're inclined to join the rest of us addicts, here's the link.

But don't forget that I warned you about it being very addicting. Whatever you do, don't mix it with anything else like Grey Goose or Red Bull or....

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Monday, June 16, 2008

R U a Lurker?


Class: I've been giving some thought to lurking. The reason is this: when I'm too tired to comment on someone's blog post, I often read the post and move on. I would prefer to write a sassy, blondalicious comment, but my fingers and mind are uncooperative.

Does my behavior qualify as lurking?

Am I a lurker? R U?

I wish there was a form I could easily enter into a comment box which would excuse myself. The form would read something like this:

I never intended to lurk on your blog though it may appear that I have done so. Please accept my heartfelt apology for reading your witty, scintillating, informative, and insightful prose without attempting to comment and contribute something of value. I would be very appreciative if you hold me blameless for being a harmless lurker. Sincerely, Blog-Blond


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Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Three L's Every Blog Should Have


Class, this is your Weekend Quickie, so Listen Up as your blondalicious teacher has lots of living and loafing to do.

As the title states, these Three L's should be incorporated into each of your blog posts: Life, Love, and Laughter.

First, does your post have Life Force? Does your post look tempting, exciting, edible, horny, or alluring? If not, add some Life Force through photos or text.

Second, are your posts written in a negative framework? Does your attitude reveal less than a loving 'tude? Do you offer a loving service or benefit somewhere in your post?

Third, does your post have a least the smile factor in it either through the graphic images you add or the written text? If not, make someone smile, giggle, or laugh a little, and they'll remember your blog and come back again for their humor fix.

That's all. Now go play and be naughty-- know I give you permission and approve--I really, really do! Shake your money-makers....or at the very least, swing in your hammock with your cool drink in hand.

Live! Love! Laugh!

And then add these elements to your future posts!

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Karma-Schmarma


Class, I believe I've discovered The Secret!

No, not THAT famous one postulating the Law of Attraction.

I mean THE secret for my multiple blogging addiction. My new approach is to post on my most challenging blog first, and that would be Blog-Blond!

I used to do it the other way around, and by the time I finally made it to Blog-Blond, I was edgy, bored and tired. And then I wouldn't even bother to post on BB. This is ONLY one of my MANY excuses for being such a derelict teacher and m.i.a.

As most of my naughty students are aware, today is Friday the 13th, the bad luck day-- or so some folks believe. I could have used this Friday the 13th superstition as my excuse for NOT posting today, but I'm working on establishing a new habit to post 21 days STRAIGHT IN A ROW on Blog-Blond!

This may seem like a silly challenge to you, but when I accomplish this superhuman feat, I will Feel The Fabulosity once again (FTF). This is the story I'm telling myself anyways.

Here are my HOT blog tips for you today:

1. Feel the posting pain and do it anyway.
2. Post before you brush your teeth.
3. Post when you're half-awake and write (almost) anything. Make it a 21-day-habit.
4. Post before you plurk, twitter, text, or check your emails.
5. Post like you've never posted before, and don't worry about the posts. Let them go. You've released the words and thoughts already, so Let Them Be!!
6.Ping your blogs immediately with Pingoat or other pinging services after you've finished.

And with those words of wisdom, I'm outta here to enjoy myself. Yay, it's TGIF even it is a Friday the 13th! Have a great weekend, and enjoy your Karma. You worked hard for it, and you deserve it. Just say to yourself over and over: Karma-Schmarma!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

WT Plurk!


Class, I recently joined Plurk, the new micro-blogging kid on the block who is becoming competitive with Twitter. I don't know if this rivalry is gonna be like Coke and Pepsi, but I figured what the heck--it can't hurt, right?

However, I've been wondering what I'm accomplishing by Twittering or Plurking. Are these micro-blogging services benefiting me in any way whatsoever, or are they just massive time wasters like blogs? You've probably asked yourself the same thing gadzillion tradjillion times a second, right?!

Are these services merely toe-curling ego strokes for us? Does anyone care if I ate mangoes for breakfast or howled at the moon? Will faeries loose their wings if I don't twitter or plurk? (I stole this idea from Rich Minx by the way. So I should give her credit I suppose) Should I not be doing something more worthwhile like serving soup to the homeless at the local church? Or romping around in bed in my sexy lingerie with an randy partner?

Nevertheless, I offer you my Plurk Id should you wish to follow or friend me.

Then I'll be able to read every superficial, silly, trivial, meaningless detail of my naughty student's lives, and I will have even more reason to thwack with an elder branch--freshly picked of course for a delicious ceremonial spanking.

Of course, if you do friend or follow me, I'll receive Karma points, and perhaps I can redeem these when I finally meet St. Peter at the famous gate in the sky.

Don't all rush to comment at once.. I don't think my cat can take it!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Sex And The Single Blogger

Class, I had an epiphany after seeing the hit movie "Sex And The Single Girl" the second time! And I must share this epiphany with you. No, an epiphany isn't an exotic orgasm. It's "a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience."

So now that we're on the same page, here goes:

I'm Carrie without my Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha. I need my posse...I need my buddies. Blog-Blond has become a lot like Samantha when she moved to Los(t) Angeles and moved away from her girlfriends and then became fat and despondent. And how would Carrie have made it through her tough times without her pals?

Blogging and writing in general can be a very solitary experience, and it'd be so much more fun to share Blog-Blond with three other humorous lovelies. So I'm considering this change and wondering who would be perfect to blog the characters of Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha since I already have dibs on Carrie.

These bloggers could post when I'm going through another Blog De-tox or whenever, and we could SUPPORT each other like friends do in Sex And The City. The possible candidates wouldn't need to rock their Manolo's and strut their Prada. These bloggers could hang in their skimpy undies and post from their beds. So look over these women in the photo below and ask yourself, "Are you one of my co-bloggers for Blog-Blond? And if so, which one would you like to be?"

If I receive nary a comment or email, then I'll begin my journey to seek my sistahs because your blondalicious teacher needs her homies. My Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha must be somewhere out there in the vast blogosphere.

Oh....if you're not the female gender but still see yourself as one of the above, don't let that stop ya. I'm auditioning without bias. If you already have a blog, so much the better.

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