Saturday, August 20, 2011

You're Not All That Or One Good Reason To Blog Drunk

How has your year been going class? Have you been having pain AND gain like your teacher?

My mantra this past year has been: You win some...you loose some!

Yep, every time your blondalicious teacher turned around---there it was again: winning following losing--- followed by celebrations followed by grieving... and on and on. This was my "lesson" from the universe...and yes, this lesson is ongoing.

And while I'm at it: why not throw another oh- so- fab truth/cliche into this post: Every Rose Has Its Thorn!

I'm ready to have the saying You Win Some You Lose Some on my forehead so that every time I look in the mirror I won't hesitate to remind myself to NOT get too cocky OR too sad--for these will inevitably change in a NY city second.

So now that you've read about my dicey year, here's your new lesson, my naughty students:

You may recall I've always cautioned you not to blog and drink at the same time. And certainly, never drink AND drive!

However, after observing the success of Jersey Shore, the Housewives franchise and other reality shows, I've reluctantly changed my mind about blogging and drinking.

For it seems the crazier you act....the crazier you dress...and the crazier you reveal your AUTHENTIC self, the more success you will have!

Of course, this formula doesn't take into account the 99 percent of those who end up in the mental ward, jail or rehab....or sitting on a rainbow on the Other Side. And yet, the odds are vastly improving for achieving success with a LITTLE crazy thrown in to the mix.

(Preface for obvious reasons: This IS a humor blog--even though its theme is blogging.)

With that said, BOTTOMS UP! Throw caution to the wind! Get hammered and then hammer those computer keys with your drunken talent!

Why not let your Pain be your Gain???

Why not let your frenemies feel your sting? They're REALLY NOT ALL THAT! And you righteously owe them a good feet to the coals in your posts, eh?

Why not risk it & be your authentic self?

It's much safer to 'write it' then to 'act out' IRL is my sage counsel.

Plus you won't be so d***** boring to read. :-)

Errr...what's that I hear you asking?

Have I been drinking & blogging?

Answer: Move over Housewives.

There's a new drunk in town.


P.S. Even when you're wasted, change names to protect yo sweet a$$.

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Posted by Kuanyin Moi at 7:46 PM

3 Comments

  • Anonymous BLOGBloke posted at Monday, August 29, 2011  
    I've been so missing my favorite blondalicious lush. Blog on babe and keep "hammering" away on those keys.
  • Blogger Kuanyin Moi posted at Tuesday, August 30, 2011  
    Wishing I had half the motivation you have to blog! Is there a funny pill you would suggest to help me out?
  • Anonymous Lindsey Smith posted at Sunday, September 11, 2011  
    I think this tip is great! Honestly the more open and forward you are with a blog, I think the more people will be willing to read it....good tips =] haha
    I also really like the colors of your blog. They are super easy to read.
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